Lanny Thomas returns to New Orleans

Mr. Lanny Thomas has returned to New Orleans from his recent stay at the Lonewillow Retirement Home, where he was given a non- surgical face lift consisting of placing Lemon Juice and garlic on a hot cloth tired around his aging chin to reduce aging spots and wrinkles.



The treatment was a huge success as you can see by the above picture and Mr Thomas with his new exciting and attractive appearance should have no trouble upstaging the glamorous Marcie Marcelle at he annual Easter Parade this coming Sunday.

Mr. Thomas reported that he was happy to back in New Orleans for the parade and his daily visits to Marigny Perks Coffee Shop.


Look for more information in his next issue of the Cracked Mirror

We wish Mr Thomas much success and hope he has a sense of pride in his new look.